Last night, I had a dream that I was driving around with my grandma. We passed some really nice houses, and she said, I think Lindsay Lohan lives in one of those. We stopped, and I was looking at one of them and saying, I wonder which one she lives in. Then, I saw Lindsay through the window, and she came outside. She was being kind of a bitch. But then, she invited me in, and we had some drinks, and she was flirting with me. She gave me her number, and said we should hang out...

Gosh, I'm lonely.